- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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