- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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