What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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If life gives you lemonade.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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