- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

I enjoy Popcorn

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

WNBA

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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