Racial Equality

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What did the man say to his doctor?

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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