What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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black people swimming

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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