Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Anti Joke

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