- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Everybody will die

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Beka has AIDS

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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