Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

it was all Tagart

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

In soviet Russia...things are different

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

miha kako si?

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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