What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What is older than history?

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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