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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.