how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Wait! hundred billions!

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

12/23/2012

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

I asked her where you were.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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