- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Good job, son.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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