Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Indians

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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