Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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