- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

read this sentence again.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

whats gay and american? a gay american

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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