- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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