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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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