- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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