What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What did the teacher do? He taught.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Poop...

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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