Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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This is funny.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Immigration Laws

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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