Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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