- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

the power to turn magnetism into light

There was a chicken. It squarked.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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