How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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Worms don't like apples.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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