- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

That is so fetch

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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