- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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