- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Your girlfriend.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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