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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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