Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why can't february march Because april may

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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