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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Chuck Norris.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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