Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Get on the boat.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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