have you ever had african food? neither have they

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Actually it was me Josh brown

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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