What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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