i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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knock knock go away

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Anti Joke

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