What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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