hey hey apple

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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what's black and can't swim?

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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