- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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