- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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