10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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