- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Women's rights

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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