- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Fat? Jesse Z

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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