Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Hey Shea

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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