what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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haha

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Bitch

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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