What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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