- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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