- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Neil is a reterd.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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