How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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homosexual rights to marriage

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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womens rights

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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What is my name? I dont know

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