- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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