Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Once upon a time a was born

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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