Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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