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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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