- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

woman's rights

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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