- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What's old and wrinkly? old people

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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