What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Roses are red.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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Oh, go away

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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