- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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