- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

I agree

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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