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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

Caramel Boing.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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