There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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