- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Once upon a time a was born

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Okay.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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