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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a horse.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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