- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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