What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

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