Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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A man was shot. He died.

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I'm hungry.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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