Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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im saul and i love cock

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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