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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

who is really lanky? james cornish

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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