A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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