what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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