Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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