Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Nickelback

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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