- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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