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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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