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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

pobody's nerfect

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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