What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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