- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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