- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

womens rights.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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