- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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