What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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The New York Giants

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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