Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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