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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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