What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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I literally died laughing

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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