what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

can you touch your toes? no

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Knock knock... Home invasion

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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