- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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