Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Atheism

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

You're welcome. On to the next house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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