- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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