- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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