- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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