Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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