Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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