- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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