- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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