Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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