- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Ebola

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Andoni was here

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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