what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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