- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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