You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

antonio has a penis head.lol

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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