Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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