- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Women's rights

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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