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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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