Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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