- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

i killed my family

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