- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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