There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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