What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Knock Knock? Come in.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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