You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

why girl die cancer

A man walked into a bar owch

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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