- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

I have a really funny joke.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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