How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Life

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Yo Mama just died.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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