How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Obama lin Baden.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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