- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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