- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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