- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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