what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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