- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

civil rights

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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