what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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Anti Joke

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