What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

If you're happy and you know it get a life

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

The diamond one below is hilarious.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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