Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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