Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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