Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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