DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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