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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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