- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A woman walks into a bar.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

To mama so old, she might die soon.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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