What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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