Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What's half of 8? o

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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