- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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