Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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