- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Two planes walk into an office building

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A drunk guy walks into a car

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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