- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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