A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

scraggle is in you pillow case

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What do I hate? people

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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