- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

"Knock knock" Come in!

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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