Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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