Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

roses are red poo is poo

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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