- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Good job, son.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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