- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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