- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

like this or you will die at some point in your life

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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