- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What's white and black? Color blind.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Worms don't like apples.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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