- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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