- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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