- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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