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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Knock knock Come in

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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