- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

woman's rights

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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