- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Yellow People !!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Go away still nothing to see

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Smeg...

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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