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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

think twice or at least think

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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