- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

A gay man watches football.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

No your aunties a joke

I enjoy Popcorn

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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