What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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hey guys im gay

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Yellow People !!

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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