Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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