- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What's blue? The sky.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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