- Anti Joke

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Racial equality.

SHUT UP JP