Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Albino African Americans

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This isn't funny.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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