Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Mogok Papiti.

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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