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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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