Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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troll lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.olo90ololol.o.ool.olololol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.o.o.lol.ol.ol.ol.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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