Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Potassium? K.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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