What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

I had 99 problems Solved them all

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What's the difference between a duck?

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Swag.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...