- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Whats worse than a joke? This

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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