- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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