What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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Halt! Who goes there?! It is I, Prince Ali Ba Ba of Yo mamas house. To what do I owe this pleasure of your kindness? I come to you with gifts, relics, and spices. All these can be yours if the price is right. Surely there must be a mistake here. How do you go about by and by without a horse? Are you who you say you are? English mothafucka do you speak it?!!! What is this mothafucka do you speak of? Say what again, I dare you! I double dare you mothafucka say what one more goddddam time. Oh wait stop, hammer time...

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Small Penis.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Japan

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Trump will make America great again.

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