- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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