A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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