two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Whats brown a sticky, shit

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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