- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Women outside of the kitchen.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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