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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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