Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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