- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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