What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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I just drank a cola.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Tucker Rivera

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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