Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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