A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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These Jokes suck.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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1+2 = 6

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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