- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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