Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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