What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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