Dwarf Shortage

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it was all Tagart

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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autistic kids rock

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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