Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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haha

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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