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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

what did the man say to the other man? hey

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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