- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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