What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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