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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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