3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

God is real.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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