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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Poop

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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