What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Potassium? K.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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