- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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