What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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