Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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