- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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