- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

were at work systems r down

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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