- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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