- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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