The GOV and the WHO?

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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