- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Your girlfriend.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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