Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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