- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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