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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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