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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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