- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why so serious ?

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Gustavo Andrade

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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