- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

bite me

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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