What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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