Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

knock knock Goodbye

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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