Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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#Getweird

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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