- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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