- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

whats green and lives in the water

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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