- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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