- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

my penis

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??