what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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