whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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