A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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a man makes a bad joke

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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I? Everett

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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1+2 = 6

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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