What do you call two dog? dogs

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

I love alchohol!

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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