What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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My spelling is horrible

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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