Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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