-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Men's rights

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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* anti-punchline

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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