Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Coldpaly is a good band

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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