"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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