Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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womens rights

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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penis. nuff said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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