Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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