- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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