- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Whats worse than suicide? death

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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