Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

irish man drinking john smiths

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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