Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

guess what what ...

Hello penis

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Anti Joke

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