- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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