- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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