A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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This is an anti-joke.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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