- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm homeless.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

race-car = rac-ecar

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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