why did the black guy die? cancer

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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David Cameron

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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