what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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