- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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