- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

binladin walks into the american seals

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??