- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What's brown an sticky Shit

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

u know whats a crime? rape

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Sam Hengal.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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