- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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