- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Chick Norris... Enough said

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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