Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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