Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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