- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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