- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

I? Everett

a man makes a bad joke

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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