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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

what is big and white? Your Mom

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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