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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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